Du bist schwul
  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

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sidewinder630:

[Zac | Man Overboard]
roseityler:

artsyandawkward:


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
moshmallow:

The Story So Far 14/02/14 -1 by Jemma Dodd Photography on Flickr.
sintire:

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
p-op-p-unk:

real friends tweets give me life.

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

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oalat:

how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn
"If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it." - Blair Waldorf (via appetites)

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