Du bist schwul
  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

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[Zac | Man Overboard]


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

The Story So Far 14/02/14 -1 by Jemma Dodd Photography on Flickr.

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

real friends tweets give me life.


my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop


he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

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how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn
"If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it." - Blair Waldorf (via appetites)

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